Random Things

1. This neighborhood is a veritable baby factory. I mean, Jesus, I love kids. But I swear to God, there are baby trees on every corner around here.
2. Why is everyone getting married? I know of five couples getting married this summer alone. I always thought I would marry at 26. Why? I guess because my Mom had me when she was 26. Then again, she got divorced at 28 and I became a fatherless child when she was 29. But I digress. Really my issue is everyone I know getting married actually seems to have their shit together. I so do not have my shit together. Get back to me in ten years.
3. I love Delivered Dish. Love. I have been living off Delivered Dish for the last two weeks. Thai food, Indian food, Thai Food, Indian Food. Why would I want to leave my house? Really? I suppose now that I am single I should want to leave me house. I do not.
Reasons I do not want to leave my house: I have a great couch, I have a great dog, 4. I am finally going to finish re-reading Anna Karenina, and, finally, it is raining.
5. When will I quit smoking? I do not even enjoy smoking anymore. The world has turned on smokers. Fuck though. I have nothing left. No drinking, no partying, no craziness. I have a fairly addictive personality. I fear what I will become without cigarettes. Probably lovely smelling.
6. I love my dog. Dylan is weird beyond belief. The older he gets the weirder he gets. I know that his cataracts are getting worse and I know that things will just get weird beyond belief once he goes completely blind. I do not know how I ended up with this midget odd-ball dog. But, Dylan is quite possibly the best thing that ever happened to me.