27 October 2006

More reasons why I'm so happily single.

My favorite MySpace messages from this week:

“hey you look awesome!
you know any girls who would be willing to kick me in the balls for fun?”

“do u have any pics of ur barefeet?”

And this one's so good I had to come back and add it...

Subject line: "Closet Freak?"
"hey would you wanna meet up wit a athletic 18 yr old in lake oswego.. i have a thing women that are older than me.. Give it a shot... im on that very right in my pics"

OK, I have to go kick some athletic 18 year old guys in the nuts with my bare feet now.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's awesome! I wish I got cheesy messages like that!

The Cynical Idealist said...

You do? Well, I'm sure if you made your profile really creepy you'd garner more cheesy messages...try putting something about furry conventions in your interests sections.