27 February 2007

Personal Space

Note to world: it's called personal space. And, if you're within 18" of me, you're invading mine. And, if you're invading mine, I will presume you're a self-centered, thoughtless, pushy person.
Usually this happens at Starbucks, so I will also assume that you have some issue with taking your place in lines.
But it also happens a hell of a lot at New Seasons, so I will also assume that you are so caught up in your allergies to blueberries, wheat and the color red that you have forgotten other people might be allergic to you. If I can feel the energy vibrating from your carefully tended motherfucking aura you are too close. And you know, evidently I have a lot of negative energy, so why would you even want to take the risk of getting so close that my aura might corrupt yours?
Just a thought.

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