New Rule

If you assign me more than 50 pages of reading for your class I will stop reading at the 50 page mark, especially if said reading is needlessly cumulative. I might be inclined to think I am only fucking myself by adhering to this rule. But, no. You're fucking us all, yourself included, because, face it, no professor ever gets through 50 pages of reading, never mind over 100, in one class. Besides, we all know that that one person who would fuck you for your job will do all the reading and talk for us all class anyway.