You give germphobia a bad name.

Riddle me this. Why do the same germphobics who feel the need to use toilet seat liners so often inconsiderately leave them on the seat (usually without flushing the toilet either, because then they’d have to touch the goddamn handle) when they’re done? I can somewhat understand the fear of your ass coming into contact with other people’s ass-germs. But can you not touch the paper you just left your own ass-germs on and flush it down the toilet? Oh, I forgot, you can’t touch the handle: it’s laden with germs. Here’s a thought; toss the liner in the bowl and use your foot to flush the toilet. Jesus people. I mean, I don’t have a problem using a public restroom but I’m sure as hell not going to flush your liner and waste for you you dirty little germphobic you.