How Disturbing Is This?

Two emails from Lewis and Clark this morning:

Email #1:URGENT MESSAGE TO THE LEWIS AND CLARK COMMUNITY
Members of the Lewis & Clark community,

At about 9:15 this morning, a white male wearing an ammunition belt was
seen by a staff member headed to the academic area on the Fir Acres
campus. Description: White male, 20-22 years old, 5'10", thin build,
medium brown hair just over the ears, wearing a light and dark colored
stocking cap, loose-fitting clothing, possibly sagging dark-colored
pants. The belt appears to hold approximately 50 rounds of live
ammunition. May also be carrying a small book bag. If you see this
person, immediately contact Campus Safety at 7777 and report the
location Do not confront this individual. Portland police have been
notified.

Please stay in your current location until further notified via this
listserv. Thank you.

Email #2: EMERGENCY UPDATE. SITUATION RESOLVED. PLEASE GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS
Members of the Lewis & Clark community,

The Lewis & Clark student carrying an ammunition belt has been
apprehended and the belt and ammunition confiscated by Campus Safety.
The student is with Campus Safety officers at this time.

Please go about your business. Thank you for your cooperation.

What the fuck?!

4/19 UPDATE:

it was just a freakin' belt?!