Solve everything. Next time you get a tinge of loneliness go to Craigslist Missed Connections. Not because anyone may have seen you; they probably haven't and even if they had they'd likely write something so ambiguous you'd never have a clue...
"I saw you today: two eyes, arms, feet: me, male: you female"...
But because of all the aching bleeding beautiful hearts...
"I just want someone to write me a missed connection" or "All I want is to sit on my porch and remember what it's like to enjoy the smell of spring and the simple things. simple. simple."
The secret hopes...
"Last night while you were sleeping I said I love you" or "We are not together yet but I know we will be."
The things that remind you being single ain't so bad...
"You're a cheating merciless whore. I hope maggots eat your heart and you die." "All of your friends see you for the shallow, duplicitous, manipulative bitch you are. You convinced me I was the problem but now I'm with someone else and I realize you were the problem and there was nothing wrong with me at all."
Viva la Craigslist. Viva los lonely hearts.
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