Word

Every once in awhile I learn how to use the goddamn computer in a way that actually helps me. For example, I just figured out that, yes, I can make Word alphabetize shit for me. And this makes me obscenely happy.
Next, I really want software which will do all my legal citations for me. If you find this software for me I'll, I don't know, write an ode-a-licious blog about you. MLA made sense to me. Legal writing and citation confounds me.
Oh, and I'd really like Gore to run.
Alright, back to my sort function glee.