Who Cares?!!

Who the fuck cares about the Ramsey murder suspect? I am so sick of the news coverage on this one. Top story last two hours of news. Entire hour of Larry King Live. And what's this? Oh my god? Did suspect Karr drink champagne on the Thai-American flight? Who cares?!!!

How do the news channels go from non-stop coverage of the Israeli conflict and the terror threat to this crap? A shaky ceasefire agreement and we all switch to the Ramsey murder shit? Was it just too much for America to take? Who cares about this shit after TEN YEARS?

You know what I want to hear about? Where the hell did all the black and white disposable cameras go? I went to four stores looking for one today and couldn't find one. I miss them. Now THAT's a good investigative piece, no? Also, why no cat-dogs? You people can clone sheep and you can't make cat-dogs? The market for cat-dogs will be HUGE. By the way, what happened to that freakish cult lady who claimed to have cloned the first baby? Did we hit the eight year anniversary of the Ramsey murder or something?

OK, I've got to switch to E and get my Brit and K-Fed fix now. Cheers.