Hey everyone, just wanted to inform you that this will be the best weekend ever. Seriously: EVER. Why? You say How? You say. Coloscopy: over. Visit from Mother: over. And the grand finale; I have finally repaired the Jeep. Yes, five years since point of impact, I have finally repaired the Jeep.
And here we are, just past one'o'clock on a glorious Friday, the first Friday of the summer. And we are going to have one hell of a weekend.
And so I invite you, the tired, disgruntled, underpaid and wretched to the best weekend ever. If you lack the energy, come to my house and I will hand you a beer, turn on the hose and let you run through a faux-sprinkler drunk for hours. Hell, if you find a hog I will even dig a pit and we can slow roast the sucker in my back yard. A special invitation to anyone with Super Soakers. I would very much love to spend the weekend sitting on the porch drunk and shooting anyone who stops to stare at my currently for rent home. In fact I will cook dinner for anyone who will swagger up to aforementioned house hunters and slur "Hey honey, how you doing? Hooowwww, you. Do. In?"
Best weekend ever.
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