22 July 2006

ED and HY through KY

The acronym E.D. needs to stop. Do men with limp dicks feel better walking around calling it E.D. than erectile dysfunction? I'd really like to see the market research that went into this ad campaign.



Not a commercial I hate, just a product: who the fuck wants a personal lubricant they can also use as a massage lotion? Seriously. Things like that should be reserved for one and one purpose only. If the stuff was flavored I'd get it, but this is just K-Y wetness;disgusting.



Have you seen the new H3 commercial? A woman and her kid get snubbed in the playground so she realizes she should get a hummer. The problem I have with this one is that I feel like I might befriend the woman in the commercial, she looks nice. The middle aged bitches who tend to commandeer Hummers dont look or act this nice.



And another thing. I'm sure someone else has thought of this. Why not manufacture cars people have to fuel from their own food scraps or compost? Kill two birds with one stone. Not to mention there are some drivers I'd like to subject to shoveling compost into their own cars in order to drive. Particularly the ones who buy totally generic BMWs or Hummers when, if they really feel compelled to spend the money, they could buy a bitchin' classic Porsche or something like that.

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