Opened a NOTICE OF ABANDONED PROPERTY today from the old abode, complete with printed pictures with each piece of abandoned property circled. The full inventory, I shit you not:
(1) an ashtray
(2) a plug in air freshener
(3) a bag
(4) a toilet plunger and bowl cleaner
(5) a pink sponge and porcelain cleaning product
(6) a green sponge
(7) a pink sponge and spray cleaning product
(8) two hair ties
(9) a black head band
(10) mr. clean cleaner
(11) soft scrub cleaner and one green, one pink sponge
(12) a wine glass
(13) a plastic bag
(14) rice
(15) a mechanical pencil
(16) a plastic baggie
(17) a paper bag
(18) a roll of masking tape
(19) Murphy oil soap and Simple Green cleaner
(20) cardboard shoe box
(21) paper bag
(22) empty garbage can next to the washer and dryer
(23) empty cat food bag
(24) Bounce dryer sheets
(25) cardboard tube
(26) shoe box
(27) garbage and recycling
(28) Fertilizer, potting soil and a gasoline can
(29) window heating unit that came with the house
(30) carton of coolant
(31) Garden pruners
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