Give Us a Shot!

No, how you feel about us really isn’t that clear. Perhaps it’s clear as a shot of Sapphire to you but it’s fuckin’ Drambuie to us.
We speak in layers of meaning so we assume you do too. Rationally, we know you don’t. But we can’t help dissecting your every word. That’s what we do.
So when you give us a twig, we try to build a house. Frankly, most the time it’s hard to tell the twigs from the rose stems.
Further, our inability to decode you doesn't mean we're in denial about your interest level. It just means (see above)your cryptic little indicators are far too, well, cryptic.
Don’t be afraid to hit us over the head with it already! We’re sure as hell not. We’re just sitting around, giving you 15% of what we feel because we know immediately and usually you don’t.