My absolute favorite personals from this week:
"What I'm looking for is simple: someone single (read: not married or in a romantic relationship with another person), sane (read: not bipolar, on head meds, currently in therapy or skipping out on it, or diagnosed with a mental illness), not into drugs, not an alcoholic, not deeply religious, 18+ Being down syndrome is also right out."
"I like to start backwards with my relationships. Instead of getting to know someone really well before we have sex. I like to have sex then get to know someone. I figure if the sex is not good for both the relationship will not go very far. Any ladies out there want to possible have some good sex and then take if from there send me a pic. If I like I will send you one in return. Worst thing that can happen is we get together have sex and then never talk again. Doen't sound that bad. Happy hunting."
"Seeking a woman who is seeking a man, but not a big social life. A woman that wants to be with a man all day affectionately, but isnt interested in going out a lot, or lots of social engagements, who just simply wants to stay with me as much as possible, something really attached physically and mentally..Someone who will be with me at every moment and not want anything else, few desires but us. In short, a woman who will live with me, walk with me to places, sleep with me, and generally be there with me without a lot of ambitious we-must-get-ahead activity."
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2 comments:
you were right! (although i think enjoy is not quite the right word...)
good lord!
Yeah I'm not sure if I'm more scared by the guy who has to explicitly rule out Down's Syndrome or the guy who needs you to spend every waking moment with him.
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